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Things change, people change, but that doesn’t mean you should forget the past.
Gail Carson Levine (via onlinecounsellingcollege) ←

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

wxng:

Walk into the club like what up I’m not old enough 

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
  • Iggy Azalea as a painter: First things first I'm a realist