"Are you really going to eat all that food?"
Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!
My mom: Shut the fuck up
My dad: Fucking weeaboo
doing a presentation in front of the class
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.
1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*